Hey there ;)

snapchatting:

my life would probably get 2 notes

vandalswithjetpacks:

The idea that people had sex before the 20th century really freaks me out. Like George Washington probably got a blow job and that makes me uncomfortable.

noonereadstheurl:

I honestly can’t blame David Karp for wanting to sell this website

You can only be called “daddy” by white middle-class teenaged girls so many times before something just snaps

vvant:

advice for having the best life ever:

1. dont have a crush

painterbaker:

DO YOU EVER JUST REMEMBER HOW MUCH YOU LOVE HARRY POTTER LIKE OUT OF NOWHERE THESE FEELINGS SWOOP IN AND PUNCH YOU IN THE HEART

(Source: dellycartwright)

petcanadian:

australiansanta:

rosaparking:

australian bloggers are like a whole other species i love them and theyre all so frickin hot

no its almost winter here we’re freezing

no you guys don’t understand freezing. come to canada and say that to my face aussie

pizzaforpresident:

fun prank: take your friend’s iPhone and move an app or two. do this once a day until they have a mental breakdown

tvspecial:

whorville:

I could win an Olympic gold medal in being ignored

did someone say something

breelandwalker:

allthingshyper:

ryannxp:

irisowl:

So I walked into the dentist this morning. My dentist asked me how my weekend was. I said “Good, I watched Captain America last night. I really liked it.” And my dentist says “Oh, my son is in that movie.” At first I thought he was joking but then I realized

Dr. Robert Evans

I looked it up

My dentist is Captain America’s dad

omfg

You lucky motherfucker

Ho. Ly. Shit.

That’s awesome. XD